THAT is genius.

Points off for “chai tea latte” as it’s redundant.

However, up the freeway in Seattle, the Cinerama DOES have a tip line for dispensing popcorn and I’m always conflicted. I don’t want to seem like an asshole, but the Regal doesn’t have a tip line on their receipts and I would actually be willing to bet those people get…

Dammit, Regina King plays an HR rep on BBT? I don’t want to watch this show but I DO want to watch her play an HR rep. Maybe I can get pointers.

I’ve just had a vision. Sometime in the not-so-distant future, Melania picks up this egg and hurls it at The Donald’s head. She screams how she never wanted this, any of it. She gives custody of Barron to Tiffany and becomes a recluse in a small, but chic, apartment in Paris. Fin.

Another thing I just thought of in this particular case, is that sushi is meant to be eaten with your hands. Maybe at this place you do the ceremonial/practical hand wiping/washing before your meal. Maybe the chef is a germaphobe who rightly knows that phones harbor tons of bacteria. Maybe the chef doesn’t want you to…

Except they don’t only have one type of roast....

I loved it. We saw it at SIFF last year.

That’s such a tired opinion.

Goddamn, dude. If you’re going to read articles on Jezebel maybe read them, let them sink in, and lurk vs. expose yourself with your misogynistic epithets for women.

Tracy insists she’s a The Rock expert, but if there’s a degree on the wall, I haven’t seen it.
/probably obscure reference

And that’s the most depressing shit of it all. The advantages given to these children is fucking astronomical compared to normal kids.

Same, tbh.

OK, I finally get it now. I get the Kit/Jon love.

Jesus christ this is a piece of shit post.

Of course she’s not running again. She’s smart. And not the Homer Simpson variety. I commend her for it. I wish she would have been our president even now. Every day, in fact.

I’m glad you’re okay!!

Same. (I’m 47)

So much the same that a tiny cynical part of me wants it to be because of drugs. But I well know that anyone can have a stroke at any time. (My brother had one in 2nd grade! He’s okay, though!)

This is so sad. I feel so badly for his family and friends and fans.

I just laughed so hard I had to put my coffee down in fear that I’d spill it on my keyboard.

Priyanka, is that you?

In fairness, I think you mean the source quote is partly true. (The part about her being super famous, which she is.) It’s difficult to believe the feuding part is true.

Seriously.

Goddamn this thread turned into a “how can I make myself seem superior to others” clusterfuck.