Starred for Fortnum and Mason reference. Also, everyone who finds out I love tea: “Oh, you should try David’s!” Me: “It looks like a candy store. And I don’t mean that in a good way. I do love candy. I do love tea. Just ... not together.”

All publicity is good publicity!

Okay.

I have an appointment with my stylist this afternoon and won’t get my hair cut again before Christmas so this article sort of put me into existential crisis. He now owns his own business and I still tip like I did before: 20-25%. I think what I’ll do today is to tip 30%. One year I got him a gift card for the tea…

This is the correct take.

She works in a school. >.<

I have at least one nurse friend who refuses to get it. I don’t understand it.

I got the flu shot on a Friday, felt tired Saturday night, sick as a damned dog with a 102.4 fever for the next two days. Finally felt better after two more days.

Still getting the flu shot next year. I know that correlation does not equal causation but, fuck, I was miserable.

Wait until you see his ridiculous facial hair.

It’s pretty appalling that I had to scroll down this far to see this. Her pronunciation was not THAT far off. It’s not like she said “goo-ahn-sigh-all” or some shit.

Daveeeeeeeeeeed!!!!! He was astonishing in Blindspotting. I urge everyone to watch that.

Shoe bags. I don’t have to worry about where I’m going to find a plastic bag (scarce where I live since the plastic grocery bag ban, plus they all seem to have holes anyway) and I don’t get dirt from the street on my clothes.

I don’t think that’s wrong. I just don’t think he is, either.

I don’t think Hammer is wrong, though. Some of it does seem like shameless self-promotion whenever someone else famous dies.

I now only read this regular feature for your comments. Thank you.

I was wondering when Jezebel was going to hate-write about this. Guess I have my answer.

You guys truly are living your best lives.

What the fuck?

Agreed. I would be PISSED if I was one of the test takers this year, didn’t cheat, but still had my results invalidated. Test anxiety for this one would be off the charts for me.

You have good taste.