My husband does this, too! It drives me bonkers. (American here.)

Liam Hemsworth is the cutest Hemsworth.

There’s tons of carbs in THIS chicken, though, due to the sauce. Also, tons of carbs in the rice with which it’s served.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(deep breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK, I still have a little over 3 years and I’m working to make the debt thing happen (aside from the house), but, yeah, this is hilarious.

Who DOESN’T have a doe-eyed crush on Gael García Bernal? 

OK, now I’m thirsty for wine at 8am. Not nice!

Good luck. Firing people is definitely not fun, especially if you’ve known them for a long time and/or like them.

My tortie’s name is Nuggles. She’s extremely skittish and short-haired. She is also my best friend.

My next cat will be Ser Davos the Onion Knight. I’m looking forward to booking a future vet appointment and using his/her (doesn’t matter) full name.

I swear, it’s like the people who go for those samples have not eaten for a week. I’ve said that to more than a couple of people as they beeline towards the poor person trying to do their job peddling food. I hate the Costco samples with the heat of a thousand suns.

OK, thanks for the clarification. I hope you noted where I said I was prepared to be wrong.

I’m prepared to be wrong on this but it could be that Disney didn’t own Marvel when GotG 1 & 2 were made but now they do.

Should Allan Smitheel also kiss the restaurateur’s feet? Would that be then good enough for you? Jesus H. Christ. It’s so easy to play Judgey McJudgerson on the internet.

I just want to know why we in America can’t have roasted chicken as an option. It’s not fair that they’re only available in England and France. (Probably other places, too, but that’s where I’ve had them.) When I went to Paris I ate them every day because I knew I couldn’t get them back at home.

Millie is one of my favorites on Instagram. She’s so cute and fun. It’s refreshing to see her posts.

I’d like to know what vermouth she’s drinking to compare it to Aperol.

Kids these days, amirite? (Campari and Aperol - especially Aperol - are delicious.)

Couple things:

1. WTF is with some of these YouTubers filming from the shoulders down? (I’m also looking at you, Binging with Babish.)
2. LOL at the amaro snobbery.
3. Zest that lemon OVER the glass.

Because when you’re making them at home you’re making them one (or a couple) at a time. Not 10 or 20 along with whatever god awful drinks the patrons request. God forbid someone throws a mojito request at you. (Fuck that person forever.)

I think Melania was just as WTF as I was just then because she didn’t catch it nor know it was about to be tossed to her.

He’s such a fucking idiot. God forbid he stand up there with a soccer ball for the rest of the speech or whatever the fuck they were doing in front of everyone.