Oh! Biden, who also has been known to rub women’s shoulders and maybe even kiss them on the forehead. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Now, we don’t know about Biden’s emails, so perhaps he’s off the hook as far as suggestive ones goes.

I TOTALLY have one of them in my otherwise liberal haven (coven?) of women and, yeah, I like reading her posts just because she’s batshit crazy about stupid shit.

“lesbian shitasses” - talk about a deep cut! Well done, you!

Gosh, they were so pretty together.

I am a terrible person because the first thing I could focus on is this:
JESUS CHRIST, LOOK AT HER HAIR. IT’S GORGEOUS AND I AM SO JEALOUS.

People are saying that? That’s really code for them being racist fucks, though, right?

Their cuteness is a defense mechanism.

That could be. I think I’ve only heard a couple of other songs from them which sounded at least similar enough to each other for me to identify that it was them. What you’re describing happens to me with Chainsmokers and it’s pretty annoying.

My 12 year old daughter LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVES that song and I want to kick myself in the teeth (because I can’t do that to her) every time she plays it. Especially because sometimes she plays it because she knows I hate it so much. It doesn’t even sound like Imagine Dragons so WTF are they doing with their lives.

Same. :( I blame the placement and how difficult it is just to even get in there. We moved into the house a year and a half ago and it’s a toss up which is going to get replaced sooner: the dishwasher or the refrigerator.

My dad was the same way. He’d always get pissed when I decided his coffee cup was gross and washed it. I “removed the seasoning” !!!

That is the best way to put it. I’ve been struggling to find the words. Thank you for writing them. Sincerely.

Cool, cool. Every time something is mentioned even though the article isn’t about that thing let’s say something about it to keep ourselves relevant.

Fun Fact: This article isn’t about the TSA.

Agreed on all levels.

TIL David Cassidy was only 1 year younger than my mom.

It happened to me from a former friend. We are no longer friends specifically because he made me feel uncomfortable. He is a “touchy feely” emotional kind of guy. Not that being emotional is bad at all, but it seemed creepy and I have learned to listen to my gut.

Anyway, because he did this to me in a photo - WITH MY…

Hey, thanks for the podcast recommendation!! I can’t get enough of true crime these days and I know I’m not alone.

That is such a great movie. Completely underrated.

Yup. Come on, Variety. Get your shit together.