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It doesn't seem like The Shadow King has complete control over its image, and it took awhile for it to cultivate "Lenny," which is just a young, attractive female form that TSK conjured up from David's adolescent fantasies. But it is a form that it has mastered, and is readily available to seduce Oliver. I imagine

Yep, I just can't wait to finish Iron Fist, but first…

You're a haughty one, Saucy Zack

You walk into the theater, and then, suddenly… you are driving to the theater.

"So it has all come down to this… a dungeon, and dragons!"

*phwhhooooo* Sorry, dusting off an old argument here:

Do you mean Fant4stic? ("Fant-four-stic?") i.e., WTF?

While watching, I might have a cup of: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Make it so.

The Ewoks would have been shown as the nasty little predators of human flesh they were, and there would have been a long scene with Jabba having his horrible sores examined and pulling out his slaves' heart plugs.

Yes, I think that Peter Harness Doctor Who episode won some kind of award for "Most Atrocious Physics."

Plus, you'd think they might have used some of that ol' devil Khan blood to bring back to life the tens of thousands of other people who died, or conquer death or something.

But, what if
A single drop of Red Matter could create a singularity?
Khan’s blood was the key to immortality?
The Beastie Boys seminal 1994 hit “Sabotage” could be used as a weapon of mass destruction in space battles?
Or
There was a commuter tunnel through the Earth’s core?
We needed to send a ship into the Earth’s core

Well, his full name was Kyle "Redshirt" Imminent Demise Mid-Season Villain Fodder III.

But Finn Jones has a whole facial expression and stuff.

This show is not so much a train wreck, but an Amtrack sitting on the rails for six hours in the middle of the night, while waiting for the freight train that broke down ahead of it to be fixed.

So, this must be the same universe as The Pink Panther Strikes Again, where Dreyfus dissolved the UN tower with his doomsday ray.

They must have smuggled Madame Gao back to Manhattan in an Uber.

"Stop that dog!"

THE END?