Someone's milk is going to get steamed.

The main thing I gleaned from this video is… MOLE!!!

I see nothing unmanly in this assessment.

Starring Geri Halliwell as Reverend Mother Mohiam.

*sigh* another tired re-tread.

And just as old man Corle finishes his story/montage, Maggie's baby is born.

"Ooh, I knew I should have shown him 'Electro-Gonorrhea, the Noisy Killer.""

"'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?'"

Ensign Crusher, set a course for The CW Network, warp 9. Engage!

The Walking (but-can't-chew-gum-at-the-same-time) Dead.

C'mon, this episode was easily an "A+" if such a thing exists. I'm five-starring Brooker right now.

Or, in the case of Season 1, Episode 1, Chekov's Pig.

It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping?

That is key- a literal "voice of god" (or anti-god) appeared in her head, commanding her to "kill him!" I reckon it's Arnold, and he or his disembodied god complex is a ghost in the machine. Because she saw TMIB when she heard the voice- who said that, in a way, he was "born" in Westworld- there must be some…

Obi Wan Baloney.

I'd rather see Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher reprise their Han and Leia roles one more time, but in a special Star Wars adaptation of Edward Albee's "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" The dinner guests will be a young wookie couple.

Ah, I get it now, Westworld is actually Cormac McCarthy Land.

Guests visiting the famous 30-year-old Westworld robot theme park are advised to bring the following items:
-Toilet Paper
-Hand Sanitizer
-Wipes
-Condoms
-Penicillin

Or how about just a little Amish-ish?

Do not Dirk Gently into that good night,
The Doctor should burn and rave at close of day