the only thing i remember from this movie is the action figure my dad had of the john leguizamo character (the violater) in his demonic form. that's as close to the 1997 movie that i'll ever come thanks

coming into the season finale, i gotta admit that i was kind of regretting pablo's impending death. and, just think, life could've turned out a lot different if pablo had followed his father's footsteps (or, alternatively, if he had turned himself in before the body count started to rise back in s1)

pacho herrera looks like hans gruber.

"This shouldn't be called, 'Of Mice And Men.' It should be called, 'Of Men Killing Other Men'!"

they mentioned her appearance in tonight's episode on twitter but i was expecting her to be a judge. not have brief cameos in two of the sketches

alyssa being eliminated tonight was total bs. i will never be over that

going solely from the movie posters, i'd say yes

whaaaaat no country wants to accept pablo escobar's family????

two things about this show piss me off:

as if her religion (+ pablo's poor upbringing) excuses the horrible crimes pablo has committed

right???? like, dude. there are death squads out there literally gunning for your son. this is a literal life and death situation

1. i think katya's "solemn" performance as princess di actually really sold the character. i've always seen diana as a sad sort of person (as was stated in her song, she was shy). she could've done more with the costume but meh it's nitpicky.

first carrillo then sandoval? jesus christ, how much time does gaviria and pena have before they exit? my heart can only take so much

i like murphy, if only for his blase and dissatisfied attitude, which becomes more apparent in the rest of the season

i love carrillo. he's like one bad day away from becoming the punisher

ugh it sucks that adore wasted a spot that a more deserving queen should've had

i know ms. kasha davis would've played her and i have a feeling she would've SLAYED it (they do have so much in common after all lmao)

an orgy should happen off camera lmao

take a gander at phi phi's "365 days of drag" on instagram and tell me that it doesn't approach art at times

so glad phi phi didn't get eliminated. this show needs her kind of artistry