Only once diabetes kicks all the way in and they lose a foot.

Cast spell of impotence on Archmage, add a little time and you have comedy gold.

Soylent Green is people!

13 Going on 30

I saw this a couple weeks ago at a film festival and Jason Schwartzman is in this movie for a total of 30 seconds.

I saw this a couple weeks ago at a Film Festival. It was a decent drama/comedy, C or C+ ish.

43 is like 301 ferret years!

How did the leper soccer team lose the match? They were defeated! I apologize in advance for this terrible joke.

It's a stew.

I had a boss from Texas who once ordered chili at a restaurant at lunch. When it came he freaked out at the server, "There are no beans in chili!". For years after that around the office whenever you'd get handed a report, you'd throw it down and yell, "There's no beans in the quarterly report!" etc. He got mad…

Wasn't Blockbuster accused of editing movies in the 90's? I rented Pulp Fiction from them years ago and all the gimp scenes were gone. Blockbuster has denied it repeatedly because it would be illegal, but lots of people have claimed that they did.

PureFlix and chill, and by chill I mean read our bibles.

Donald knows that nothin' gets your girl in the mood quicker, than Colt .45 malt liquor… Works every time.

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…

I knew someone was going to bring up "Tonight Tonight". In college most of the girls I knew loved that song as well as "Disarm" off of Siamese dream, which were the two songs that I invariably skipped when playing those albums. I loved the dense and layered fuzz-rock and Butch Vig production of Siamese Dream but…