Nothin' gets my girl in the mood quicker, than Colt .45 Malt Liquor. - Billy D. Williams

Aren't all chaps technically "assless"? Wouldn't chaps with an ass just be leather pants?

Bold type! Fuck yeah, baby.

I just finally learned how to use italics today. Next step: bold type. I am trembling with anticipation.

Violent J

Who wants to drink from the fire hose?

That show is terrible.

Mickey Rourke was a pretty decent boxer too, and even though he's kind of a punch line, Chuck Norris is a real black belt.

James Earl Jones made it to First Lieutenant in Korea, so Darth Vader's voice could probably beat you up.

Isn't Trejo like 5'3"? I could look it up, but I'm not going to.

My favorite all time Splat! is hands down the scene in Robocop where one of Clarence Boddicker's goon gets rammed into a vat of toxic waste and a minute later gets hit by Robocop's car and his entire body explodes/liquefies.

That's why I ONLY smoke Laramie Extra Tar!

Every time I plan to meet my wife somewhere after work she rolls her eyes and says, "I know, I know; meet you in the hammock district".

Every time the A.V. Club has an article about Inherent Vice, they mention "the 70's". The book takes place in 1969, which is clearly the sixties. It's actually fairly important to the plot.

All of the Alamo Drafthouse cinemas strictly enforce a no talking, no cell phone rule. You are immediately kicked out with no refund. Also, the Galaxy in Gig Harbor strictly enforces a no cell phone policy. I would have stopped going to movies altogether if it wasn't for these theaters.

We've still got arcades in the NW. Portland has Ground Kontrol, Tacoma has Dorky's and Seattle has the Seattle Pinball Museum. I think there's a big one in Seaside too.

Listening to Kiss?

Fox News, Newsbuster etc. keep running this as a front page story under the tagline "Gene Simmons ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS liberals!". Ugh.

Vyvyan: Shut up, you girl!

The first thing you see as you scroll down to the comments is a picture of Chris Brown, who beats women but is no genius.