Instrumentation is practically nil? It’s completely nil. Totally nil. There’s nothing there.

The perfect $400 jeans to go with your new “farm truck”

He’s made $200 million not being that funny.

I’ll join you on Moron Island, I think it’s hilarious. Seth haters gonna hate.

“Have you ever fallen trying to take off your T-shirt” is a pretty fucked-up question.

I get where you might need to put trousers on quickly, say when a boyfriend or husband comes home unexpectedly.

Great update, those seats will hold you firmly in place as the Mustang spins wildly out of control leaving the next cars & coffee.

$2K is also what a sane person would’ve asked for yesterday’s Subie Brat.

Calm down. The book wasn’t lauding the safety benefits of padded dashboards and sun visors, it was cautioning stupid people who might think a padded dash would save them in an accident. Emphasis was still on wearing the damn seatbelt.

Is that a young Beverly D’Angelo?

Kansas can take her license all they want, locking her up is the only way to stop her from driving. At least as long as that poor CR-V holds together.

Step 1: See headline asking $38,000 for Commie shit-wagon

Ahhh, but Costanza DID buy John Voight’s car. Unfortunately he thought he was buying Jon Voight’s car.

It is a nice looking crack pipe. Maybe take away a decimal place, at $3,800 might be interested.

Got to where you said “75 horsepower” and went straight for the CP button.

I worked at a Mitsubishi dealer in 1991 and it was good times. The original Eclipse, and when the 3000GT came out I sold the first four to hit the lot. Now the most exciting products wearing the three-diamond logo are air conditioners.

Yes ESPN is tanking because of simple economics. Huge rights fees, shrinking customer base. But there’s nothing “supposedly” liberal about their politics. They’re far-left progressive, while sports fans lean conservative. That’s not helping.

So what did Erin get?

How many people do Mustangs kill each year leaving cars & coffee events? Ban them, too?

I think I’ll believe GM over the govt-controlled media.