I like the look of these things. I will join you in a defiant no-shame walk of shame and say NP.

The fact no one’s provided photos leads me to believe the “leggings” were probably far more revealing than your standard yoga pants. And as you noted, they girls weren’t paying passengers but on an employee pass, which means they were flying as representatives of United. Totally backing the airline.

“In the end, there is no compelling reason to buy a Mirage”

“If you can drive it on the lot, your trade is worth $5,000!”

Coastal Alabama is totally West Florida.

Are we sure it was damaged and paint’s just a cover-up? Some people did paint these because they wanted one in color

“Wait, the name on the title is spelled Derek Daily ...”

If it’s sunny and you’ve got the top up on a Miata you are doing life wrong.

You had me until the hybrid part. Why must we hybrid all the fucking things now? It will add cost and weight while taking away any trunk/frunk space. Double-goddamn a hybrid system that makes it AWD.

Buy it, drive it across the mountains to Knoxville, sell it to a Vol fan for huge profit.

What did any of this have to do with Volkswagen? And thanks for sharing the Subaru press release, Tom. That’s some first-rate auto journalism there.

Or a Saturn. Any Saturn. Drop trees, boulders, asteroids, everything. *Excludes Saturn Sky which is actually a Pontiac Solstice

It’s so full-on Fast & Furious, it’s almost a parody of itself. How many buyers are there who are both unashamed to drive around in a screaming douche-bro car and also have $40K to spend?

Did you take your old Caddy to track days?

Oh boo-fucking-hoo, being a tall dude is such a burden. You’re #6 in the privilege rankings.

Neutral: What The Hell Is Preventing A New MR2 Anyway?

Toyota-on-Toyota violence

What does this “Russia hacking the election” mean? It implies Russia somehow hacked into systems and altered the votes. If you’re talking about releasing Hillary’s emails, then good. Nothing in those emails was disputed. Trump won because she’s corrupt as hell and the country’s had enough of shithead politicians.

And you’ll give back that $2,000 the first time the thing needs service. Which it will need. Frequently. Buick will be cheap to maintain and will only appreciate if driven lightly.

Please, probably a 20yo student majoring in social justice theory.