Right, not “especially alarming” at all.

But a 70hp diesel going to be able to pull a house-on-wheels up a hill? This thing’s not just slow, it’s dangerously slow.

Because the world doesn’t need two of these silly looking things?

Every one of those big-assed Toyota sedans has different tail lights. How many big-assed sedan models does Toyoto offer in Japan?

While it’s fun to hate on the TSA, I’m blaming the people who thought they could fly with a ginormous bear. They knew that shit was too much for the overhead. FedEx your stupid huge bear next time.

The Model X is impractical for a crossover

Shit, Americans can’t even grasp How to Use Turn Signals 101, much less an advanced graduate-level European course.

The Chevy truck driver is a moron, guarantee there’s a mis-matched set of worn-as-hell non-winter tires on that truck.

How many candle-crafting grannies have a GoPro mounted on their dash? I call shenanigans on this video.

“And the 10-speed gearbox, also developed with Ford, could see duty in both the Mustang and Camaro someday.”

Don’t see how this could possibly be cost-effective versus factory installed seats. Either the car has leather or it doesn’t, just man-up and pay for it if you want hides.

How in any way is Toyota USA at fault here? Obviously just going for a payday. Gloria Alred is the lowest form of scum.

Seriously, how much could a shift knob cost? $5 at Pep Boys?

Also handy style guide to help explain difference between “there” and “they’re.” Moron.

Nice troll with that Kate Upton bikini link. Really good work!

It’s like everything done to this car was chosen to maximize the douche appeal.

“...among cars the 3.5-liter EcoBoost Ford Taurus had the quickest 0-60 run at 5.7 seconds and tied the 5.7-liter Dodge Charger for top speed at 150 MPH”

Thank you! $17K for a stock Lightning would still be crack, but not as much crack. This just ruins a legitimate classic truck.

It’s a 32-year-old POS Jetta. Those “GLI sport seats” look to have been wrecked by many, many sharts, gauges don’t work, heater doesn’t work, half the interior’s missing, there is rust and the wheels are literally about to fall off. CP at half the price. This is a LeMons candidate at best.

“Eventually us Youths will become our parents, at which point we’ll have mid-life crises and start buying Mustangs. And then we, too, will become old and disgusting, at which point we will viscerally hate the young, nubile Youths.”