The Chevy truck driver is a moron, guarantee there’s a mis-matched set of worn-as-hell non-winter tires on that truck.

How many candle-crafting grannies have a GoPro mounted on their dash? I call shenanigans on this video.

“And the 10-speed gearbox, also developed with Ford, could see duty in both the Mustang and Camaro someday.”

Don’t see how this could possibly be cost-effective versus factory installed seats. Either the car has leather or it doesn’t, just man-up and pay for it if you want hides.

How in any way is Toyota USA at fault here? Obviously just going for a payday. Gloria Alred is the lowest form of scum.

Seriously, how much could a shift knob cost? $5 at Pep Boys?

Also handy style guide to help explain difference between “there” and “they’re.” Moron.

Nice troll with that Kate Upton bikini link. Really good work!

It’s like everything done to this car was chosen to maximize the douche appeal.

“...among cars the 3.5-liter EcoBoost Ford Taurus had the quickest 0-60 run at 5.7 seconds and tied the 5.7-liter Dodge Charger for top speed at 150 MPH”

Thank you! $17K for a stock Lightning would still be crack, but not as much crack. This just ruins a legitimate classic truck.

It’s a 32-year-old POS Jetta. Those “GLI sport seats” look to have been wrecked by many, many sharts, gauges don’t work, heater doesn’t work, half the interior’s missing, there is rust and the wheels are literally about to fall off. CP at half the price. This is a LeMons candidate at best.

“Eventually us Youths will become our parents, at which point we’ll have mid-life crises and start buying Mustangs. And then we, too, will become old and disgusting, at which point we will viscerally hate the young, nubile Youths.”

You really shouldn’t let your dog drink that much

Headlights like a Charger, fan-fucking-tastic. It’s not bad enough already trying to spot cop cars in the rear view. Damn you Ford for ending the Crown Vic.

I don’t know, other than the re-donkulus rims this looks pretty sharp. Certainly not the worst thing that has been done to a ‘99 Mustang.

Dear God, someone bought it for $5,000 ?!? You can buy a decent SC for that money, one that hasn’t been mutilated.

The original SC was a beautiful car, certainly the best-looking Lexus ever. Whoever did this should be beaten with a tire iron, and have his tools confiscated.

What’s with that giant white card taped to the windshield? Kind of disqualifies this from “Awesome Wallpaper” status.

Can a 17yo legally buy a car on his own in Australia? Did dad have to sign? If so, big parenting fail.