This dude really needs to change his name for US audiences so I’ll stop thinking that Captain America is the new Top Gear host.

Es muy crack.

Hitting the average papier-mâché pinata would destroy the Kwid. Is Renault trying to kill its customers?

I thought the others looked pretty solid compared to the Kwid. That thing wadded up like it was made of cardboard and chewing gum.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, Ms. Carter. Those doors will never work reliably.

“Optional” third-row seats? I thought the whole point of this ugly-assed humpbacked disaster was that it was supposedly a three-row SUV.

It does have sliding doors. Really complex, expensive, trouble-prone sliding doors that slide upward. These ridiculous doors could kill Tesla.

Who are these “people buying low-cost Teslas” and where are they finding them?

What is this “wideband” that doesn’t work?

So’s the TSi AWD, which one did he get? Sounds like an offbeat guy, probably the Talon.

How is this thing ahead on NP? I like these Daytona/Laay-zer twins, but it has rusted-out floorboards, crash damage and no A/C for $3,200?!? $1,500 at best.

This is awesome!

Was Ghosn one of the dudes in the Macarena band?

I loved these boxy Maximas back in the day, NP all day long.

I had to ask Google what this sous-vide business was about, sounds like a recipe for ruining a steak. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sous-vide

Certainly no one looking for an XJ is looking to pay 3x retail book price. I like this, but maybe $6K tops.

And it’s a Mitsubishi, should open negotiations at 50 percent off MSRP on undamaged vehicles.

That’s because a week before President Sanders takes power and seizes wealth, this ponytail-wearing shithead will be safely away in a tax haven outside the US along with his wife’s family and their millions.

With ‘70s Chrysler build quality it is a miracle this thing’s still holding together. My dad bought a POS Fury sedan, and during one of the many times we were back at the dealer for repairs I was wandering around the lot and saw a car that had a Volare fender badge on one side and Aspen on the other.

Is the kitten up there so he can use the HOV lane?