I wanted to buy a manual when I was a teenager, so I bought it and learned to drive a stick on the way home. And the next week going to and from school.

Same thing I thought, she forgave her husband for getting them lost, then murdered the map-challenged SOB. And how do you get stuck on a rock and die in the desert? Once the late husband figured out they were on the wrong road, he decided to go off road? This is all sad and weird.

The red interior is giving off strong Dodge Omni vibes for some reason.

Kevin Pollack, is that you?

Why did you move the engine to the front?

A keyboard. How quaint.

This is why “Dukes of Hazzard” is one of the greatest television programs in history. Damn you TV Land!

Even if it was $650 this is crack pipe for three reasons. That mess of aluminized interior, the wheels and that beyond stupid “Racing” badge on the back. Hell. No.

Imagine buying this and then having to stare at that wonky gauge every time you drive.

“Hello officer, please pull me over”

What a cheapass, didn’t spring for the passenger-side mirror option.

These left-lane-hogging vermin are dangerous and need to be schooled. Harshly. Just last week came up on a Civic coupe dawdling in the left lane of I-40, blocking traffic, dozen cars lined up behind this asshole and passing him on the right. And it was raining, and of course he was running with no lights on.

How the hell have nearly 41 percent of people voted NP on this unholy piece of shit? It’s a busted-ass ratty nearly 30-year-old JETTA for over THREE THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS! Are there that many meth heads voting this morning?

Giant fucking money pit. It will consume all you own.

No. Fuck no. Never. I had an ‘84 Jetta 2-door and it was the biggest piece of shit ever conceived and produced since the dawn of the Industrial Age.

“Bridesmaids” was good, but that’s not really a Melissa McCarthy movie. That thing she made with Michael Bluth was GODAWFUL. But that wasn’t her fault, the entire premise was ridiculous. I love “Mike & Molly,” and Melissa is hilarious on SNL, but her movies do tend to blow big baby chunks.

Should’ve gone with a CTS-V wagon, amirite Doug DeMuro?

Looks French

Wow, that headline, haters gonna hate. Why so much hate for the Cherokee, Nicole?