“We’re going to the bacon store!”

Damn thing came back after her after it missed on the first pass. That tire is evil!

I’ll still take the new GT350 with the naturally aspirated flat-plane V8.

I sold cars back in the day, not surprised at all the dealership stayed open. Those bastards close for nothing.

I shall now go sell a kidney.

If you can’t see a freakin’ 60-ton tank coming down the road, I doubt you’re going to notice a civilian cop car.

And nothing of value was lost.

Airbag went off? That’s cute. Get run over by a tank only thing the airbag’s going to be good for is scooping up your remains.

Did the Tesla receive a 1.21 gigawatt charge instantly?

“He lived. Unfortunately. Now this imbecile who doesn’t know the brake from the gas pedal will continue to pollute the gene pool.”

Maybe Subaru dealers will do the actual repairs on the Saabaru, but wouldn’t GM have to foot the bill since it’s the company that owned and euthanized Saab?

Unless you own some sort of drive-thru petting zoo, there’s nothing you can do with this thing.

This would be great for prom season in Alabama

What’s next, going to take the Skyline to Moab?

“Sweet Jesus, what the fuck?”

Yo-yo tricks.

Read the book, seen the movie, currently working on Bill Carter’s chronicle of the Great Leno/Conan battle of 2009. Leno isn’t inherently evil, he’s just one of the hardest working entertainers ever and a true joke machine. I was a big Letterman and Conan fan, and cursed Leno for stealing the Tonight Show from them,…

Tries to run some people over? Thing totally nailed Mr. Purple.

Probably get some badge-engineered family truckster. Who’s Subaru in bed with now they could borrow a platform off of? Toyota, or is that just the Subiyoto things?

It’s at 63% NP currently, I thought my computer must be broken. What the hell? It’s an old truck, with a goofy engine swap, an unusable rear end for street use, and the bed is from another year. I don’t get it.