“I will fuck your shit up!”

Except this is about as real as the starship Enterprise.

Only if you count those huge solar arrays. The actual habitable part of the ISS is tiny, probably fit in the Enterprise shuttle bay.

They couldn’t throw a robe or towel or something on this guy after they cuffed him? Going to march him through the airport naked? That just seems mean to other travelers, now everyone has to be terrorized by an ugly naked oldster.

“I’m the king of the world!”

Headline is total misleading click-bait. No one’s planning on building real Astons in Alabama, they’re just going to slap some Aston badges on yet another shitty SUV.

Is this in the Superman vs Batman movie?

Could it be a Chevy Beretta?

This area here is just a hot mess.

“Kill me, please.”

“Son, it’s illegal to drive on the wrong side of the car here”

Wow, 90 hp!

I won’t be quite as harsh, but this thing’s at least 2 grand into the crack zone.

If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call a doctor.

What the hell, did you break this?

Was there ever a Top Gear episode where the test track wasn’t wet?

Damn, girl, it wasn’t THAT funny

This always bugged the shit out of me, even more so now that they’re slapping 6.3 badges on cars with 4-liter V8s.

Did they copy a Sunbird/Cavalier coupe?

Haven’t heard any theories yet on why Don hated the red Mustang convertible Harry Crane picked him and Roger up in on a trip to LA.