You have a penis, right? Then you can never under any circumstances drive a VW Eos.

Sprinkles, hah! Love that.

“That’s a graph of U.S. traffic fatalities over time relative to the total population. “

How long did you have to search to find a stock image of a Swedish alternator?

Once again proves that all Scion tC drivers are pissers.

That wing, no.

What the fuck is this, a pair of jeans? Get your dirty laundry out of the car before taking pics to sell it. Asshole. CP just for this.

If I were ever shopping for a Lexus RX, and a salesman said it features a “more dynamic experience,” I’d punch him in the throat.

“NHTSA My Reopen?” Come on, man.

“Unlike China and its newfound SUV love affair, India is buying as many small cars and hatchbacks as it can.”

I love that the proposal is for a TOLL bridge. Taxpayers already coughed up billions for the carriers, now they want us to pay again to use the bridge.

But DeNiro's a lifelong New Yorker, can he even drive?

Looks like some horrible project car that got a 99% Crack Pipe vote

BBC pulled the video. Fuck the BBC.

Booth Dudes are a thing in China?

This shit with the blacked-out D pillar and “floating roof” has to stop.

If the frame and suspension are fine, then there's something WAY wrong with the body because that shit's almost sideways.

They’ve got plenty of hatch options. They’re just jacked-up and bloated and stupid and called SUVs.

This thing’s likely to be priced near M4 money.

I was about to say you could probably buy both a Focus RS and a Civic Type-R for the price of one RS3