So you never complain about jobs you've had in the past even if they helped you get where you are now? He's an actor, Twilight was a job. The job obviously sucked. He's been very tame about it, and he has no obligation to the makers of Twilight beyond his contract with them. Why does he have to be grateful to the…

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I want to opposite marry Obama.

I think it actually referred to people who had leprosy and their noses had fallen off. Gross, but yeah.

Salt Lake City. If you're ever here, though, I'll set you up with her. She really is the best.

Martha is my favorite. I have loved her for years. If I ever met her I would cry.

Always, always used to happen that I would tell the stylist, "I want my hair really, really short. A pixie cut." and I would come out with a horrid little mid-length mullet. No one would ever believe that I wanted really short hair. I finally found my current stylist, who is amazing. She always cuts it just a…

Heh, family. If you don't love them, you hate them. There really is no in between.

It's always the sweet, nice girls.

For me, clarity is the most important thing, and grammar helps us be more clear. I am more understanding in situations where English isn't the person's first language or the writing is casual, but in a professional setting, one should aim for the highest level of grammatical excellence.

This is what I noticed, too.

Something about your comment makes me love you, so I'm going to heart you.

My older sister (ten years older) called me a few months ago to enumerate my faults (this is a semiannual event for her). Among them was the fact that I told her to "eat me" when I was fourteen. I don't remember it, but I'm sure it happened. The funny thing is, I was an extremely naive kid and I am certain I had NO…

You just described my ideal life. Now I need a teak chaise longue.

I used to like Julia Roberts because she used to look a lot like my nicest sister. But now she doesn't look so much like my sis, and her reputation has become widely known that she is a bit of a pain to deal with. So I will just love my sister who is more beautiful and hilarious and awesome and has a beautiful smile.

But she's young. Everyone does that when their young. I would be horribly embarrassed if my twenties had been up for public consumption. Oh, god, the horrible poetry the world would have been subjected to.

That party would be SOOOOOOO green.

I have most of my seizures at night, but just last month started having them during the day again, too. It is just something to accept. And, really, I would rather have seizures than be doped up all the time like I was in college or in pain all the time like I was when they tried the VNS (and I was still having…

Don't mention Cohen going. The thought of that makes me too sad for words.

Oh, Cookie Monstress, I love you. Best wishes to your cousin. I did the brain surgery thing a couple of years in a row. I also tried VNS but completely hated it. Thank you for being informed and trying to keep others informed.