My sisters and I were cleaning out our mom's dresser and found mounds and mounds of icky, hollow baby teeth—some with the blood still on them (there were six of us, and that's a lot of teeth). We were completely grossed out and threw them all away.

I like to grow my underarm hair out during the winter. For some reason, it makes me feel luxurious. When I raise my arms, I look like a rennaissance painting. Yay for pit-bush!

That's gross, but I LOLed.

I love horror movies (not violent movies, but scary movies), but clowns just DO ME IN. They have to be the creepiest thing in all of ever.

Really, without Janice Dickinson's bitchiness, this show was almost unwatchable. Now that they're getting rid of Miss J, Jay Manuel, and Nigel Barker, it has nothing.

Yep, Red Bull is fine (unless you're mixing it with vodka). The whole thing is based on "The Word of Wisdom", a "revelation" Joseph Smith received regarding health. Mormons were told not to use tobacco (except medicinally), strong drinks (beer was ok for a very long time, then sort of went out of fashion), hot…

Yeah, some interpret it to mean all things caffeinated, but most Mormons are ok with caffeine. FE: my mom won't drink anything with caffeine, but my dad will.

That's gorgeous. I live in Salt Lake City, and rent isn't horrible (though it's still too expensive for me), but I long for the cheap, cheap rent of smaller towns. Unfortunately, I can't drive due to a disability, and I have to live somewhere with decent public transport. So small towns are out of the question for…

Where the devil do you get such amazing rent?

As a former Mormon, there are way more despicable Mormon beliefs to insult than not drinking caffeine (oh, and they can drink caffeine, BTW, just not coffee or tea).

I was raised Mormon, and it isn't *especially* famous people, it's just anybody they can get their hands on. They've "officially stated that they won't do it (several times, in fact), but it's happened so many times that there word really isn't to be trusted about that. And it's not just baptisms—almost everything…

I just have to tell you how much I love you. So many people get so defensive when people correct them, and you are so damn gracious. You are awesome. You rock my socks.

My only nativity used to be a rubber ducky nativity I got a few years ago—then my uncle bought me a (very ugly) nativity set because he feels sorry for me and my heretic ways. I feel to guilty to throw it out.

Oooh, Spider would be an awesome name.

Zippered sports bras are the very, very best. You get an awesome fit without having to squeeze the bra over your boobs/figure out how to latch it in the back. I'm not coordinated.

My favorite sports bra has a zipper. I love it.

Since my sister convinced me to name my Barbie doll Moronica, I have great fears about what my name would be.

Ok. You win.

I had a dream that a friend from a political group a belong to was tickling me. It was so weird and so out of character. Now I feel funny whenever I see him.

I got to hear Sherman Alexie speak at a literature conference. He is awesome, just seriously amazing.