I put a wig on you and I just lay there and spooned you.

I'm so glad you liked it. :)

Wonderful for you!!! Congratulations on having a daughter.

Look up "Brett, You've Really Got it Going on" while you're on youtube. It's my favorite of theirs.

I openly admit that I want a girl when I finally spawn. And if my baby is a boy, I will dress him up in girl clothes and take pictures for as long as he will let me.

You probably should watch Flight of the Conchords. It was one of the best shows ever.

A girl I was seeing told me once that I looked like "a cute troll" when I woke up since my hair sticks off my head at weird angles after a good night's sleep. I thought it was pretty adorable and liked her even more for it.

For a while, I lived in a town that was so dependent on cars that I'd hardly ever see anyone walking anywhere unless they were homeless. I can't drive because I have epilepsy, so I walked everywhere, too. One day I was coming home from the grocery store with my arms full of bags, and these people driving by yelled,…

It was fucked up, but every parent fucks up. And I think Rick Santorum probably has a lot in common with my parents since they are about as conservative as people get. I just think he's saving his criticisms for people whose politics/religions/lifestyles/skin color he disapproves of. I doubt he would say a word of…

Oh, yeah. It was perfect.

When I was sixteen, my parents sent me to Europe with a total of $50. My brother-in-law, who was supposed to pick me up in Paris, didn't make it, and I wandered around the Paris airport crying and being confused until some arrangements were made and a sort of friend of a friend of a friend put me on a train to…

You can make the bechemel with nut milks!!!! Or lactose free milk (this is what I do since I am also lactose intolerant). I think something with a mild flavor would be best. SOS with eggs or chipped beef is so good. It makes me sad to think you can't have it.

My sister is very, very shortwaisted. When she was pregnant, she looked ready to deliver for MONTHS. And she just kept getting bigger and bigger. It sort of scares me in case I ever get pregnant. My sis and I have the same body type, but I'm a couple of inches shorter. I'll have to wear tents.

Heheheheh. But then why didn't he choose a faithful Mo prophet? He could have been Alma the Younger or Nephi or even Moroni!

Yeah, from all (believable) reports I've heard on her, she's a lovely person. But, you know, women who stand up for themselves are automatically bitches.

I loved her. I couldn't even watch the show after they got rid of her. And Sheridan played that role perfectly.

I acted (on stage, not film) for several years. I had directors who were terrible and mean, but none of them ever laid a hand on anyone. I don't buy his excuse. You know when someone is being abusive and not just coaching you.

I have a friend who was accused of rape by a coworker. It was an obvious impossibility—the time she said it occurred they were at a party surrounded by people, and every single person there said nothing happened. He lost his job over it. She then went on to accuse almost all of her male coworkers of rape.

I like Willam, so this makes me sad. I hope she's all right.

Is there a way to unscrew the disk?