Twenty-one was one of the worst years of my life. I had my first bout with depression, a church leader blamed me for my own sexual abuse, a friend was murdered, I tried to kill myself, I lost my job, and my health went to hell.

Have you seen John Mulaney's stand up? He is hilarious! I think I love him.

Not just unnecessary—douches are BAD for vaginas. So I think douche is a very apt way to describe some people. Some people are just bad for vaginas.

I remember the specific moment I learned to pronounce that name. I was working at a call center my senior year of high school and totally mangled it. The nice man on the line corrected me.

This makes me feel weird that my step-great-grandma would go to Chuck-A-Rama when she wanted to be fancy.

I am stealing your kitty song for my kitties. It is almost as good as "Soft Kitty."

With my kitties, it's "Are you funny? Are you weird? Are you a little bit dumb?" to Gracie who is a bit slow, and "Are you the best kitty in the world? You are? YOU ARE!" to Flossie, who is the best kitty in the world.

My cats would be so mad at me if I shut the bathroom door when I peed. They think Spinster pee time is their special time to roll around on the floor and get lots of attention.

The laundry isn't usually on my bed—everything else is on my bed. The laundry is in a pile in front of the closet where I am sure I will put it someday.

We all do it. My bed has become my office. Paper, pens, computer, mail, snacks, meds, kitties. We are crowded.

ME TOO. In fact, most of the time when people come to visit, I forget to shut the door until they mention it to me.

My dad was a runner, but had to quit because it was destroying his knees. He had one of them replaced a few years ago. I'm not saying it's bad for everyone's knees, but it can be bad for some people's.

Mine are very, very flat and pale. Unless I happen to be cold or excited, they just blend in with the rest of the boob.

Soooo cool. Good luck with your caterpillar. I'm sure it will be awesome.

You make felted caterpillars and hedgehogs!!!!! That is soooooo sexy!

I love it all. But I love all things McQueen. I can't wait for this new designer to really find her voice. I like where she's going.

You know, I love giving head to people who are awesome, but I hate giving it to people who are horrible, stupid, arrogant, and entitled. Maybe your wife is like me. Maybe you should attempt to be awesome.

That is really, really perfect. I think I need to heart you.

Implying that she isn't worthy of human concern or that her pain isn't sincere because you don't like her or the way she promotes herself is hateful.

Any suicide attempt—even "a grab for attention" is a cry for help. Your comment is hateful.