Kittens are paralyzingly, evilly cute. I had a black foster kitty for a while who was so darling (a friend adopted her, and I'm ecstatic that I still get to play with my baby). She had this little white patch at the bottom of her belly that we called her kitty pubes.

My dad makes himself crazy smoothies all the time. Yours sounds pretty tasty, but his are pretty awful. He's lived over ten years longer than his dad did, though, so there might be something to it.

It's an old folk remedy. I read about it in an antique book I have. I haven't tried it, but I know people who swear by it.

You know, that's true. That family has a lot of meals together.

I ate a taco salad for breakfast today, so there's that.

I think I saw that on pinterest! Must Pin!

I'm always just afraid the ladies will think I'm a perv if I come on to strong. I don't want scary!

Right? I get so shy around the ladies.

THIS. I am amazed at all of the comments here defending what she said. If she said that she wasn't comfortable in revealing clothes, it would be fine. The fact that she used the word "slutty" implies that she has beliefs about the morals and characters of the women wearing those clothes.

"Purity police" is used because she is policing what other women where. And to be honest, I hear a lot more slut-shaming than I hear prude-shaming in my everyday life, so I'm not convinced prude-shaming is a real problem.

Anyone who's having more sex than the name-caller is a slut.

THIS. I was bullied through elementary and jr. high school. Then in eighth grade, these two girl just started being nice to me. They gave me gifts, nominated me for awards, said nice things to me. They were popular, pretty girls. It amazed me. It also gave me a lot of confidence, and I went on to have a very…

You go out for lunch with a friend. Delicious, delicious pho. That evening you have your first date with an awesome girl you met on OKC. Everything is going well, you have so much in common, this is perfect. Your stomach starts to feel funny. You excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. You come back to the…

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

There are a lot of Mormons in Arizona. So I'm not really surprised that Mittens took it.

I wish there were a "like" button just for this comment.

Are you being serious? If so, YUCK.

It shall be so!

My dad's dream death is to be struck by lightening while he's fishing. I guess we all want to go doing what we like. Maybe I'll die having sex.

I took Ambien before they listed all the horrifying side effects in the commercials. My doc basically threw the pills at me. One day I got called into the dean's office at my school (this was back when I was a student, obvs). My roommates had complained about my weird behavior every night. Of course, they hadn't…