And if teens get pregnant, their Mormon parents/bishops/leaders/etc can coerce them to give their children up to LDS Family Services so the Mormons can provide every childless couple with a baby.

Ah, Moab. Providing Utahns with dick jokes for the past 150 years.

I'm not understanding how a question can be promiscuous.

I don't know. When you're an adolescent, it feels like the same thing. And also, in some ways, I think "pretty girl" is a role people play. I know (and knew then) I was pretty when I was a teen, but I certainly didn't play that role.

Maybe I can convince him to put a baby in me . . .

One of my high school friends was a model, and was so not universally wanted. She was beautiful, yes, but at 6'1", it was sometimes hard for her to get dates. The group we hung out with (skaters/stoners) also may have been a hindrance since the school was 99% Mormon.

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It is awesome. It is so funny and weird, and I completely love it. Watch it! You will not regret it.

It is awesome. It is so funny and weird, and I completely love it. Watch it! You will not regret it.

Garden of Eden is Jackson County, Missouri, actually. And they've changed their mind about the "Indians" being from Israel (since DNA refuted it). Now they're claiming that the Israelites who moved to America were wiped out by another group. They've even changed the Book of Mormon to reflect their new…

It either kills their faith or completely indoctrinates them.

Umm, apparently I wasn't writing well last night. Remove the *don't* from my first sentence, and I will make sense.

What a lovely idea!!! You should definitely do it.

My kitty is like this. I have serious anxiety, and when I'm having a panic attack she comes and lies by or on me. It seems like she's telling me to pet her and calm down—it's really sweet, too, because she's not the most affectionate kitty. She's just there when I need her.

I have one former stray that I took in and one shelter cat. I am constantly fighting the urge to go kitten crazy. One of my friends is an animal hoarder, though, and going to her place and seeing all the little kitties she has taken in but can't really spend a lot of time with (she does take good care of them…

My cat has woken me up from seizures, not hypoglycemic, but epileptic seizures. It's common enough that I've heard other people tell stories about their cats doing it.

My cat does this, too. Whenever I have a seizure, she swats me in the face with her paws until I wake up. A little girl I babysit has seizures, too. One night when her mom left her with me over night, she started having seizures, and my cat came and woke me up. She's a hero.

My liberal Mormon friends thought it was funny. My conservative Mormon family would probably freak out if they saw it because all things gay are EEEEVVIIIILLLLLLL

Well, and Mormons compare themselves to Jews all the time. It's kind of weird, but they believe that their job is to gather the tribes of Israel. They have almost an unhealthy obsession.

It's not just as bad because the Mormons actually believe they're posthumously converting people. This is a humorous attempt to make a point to Mormons that what they're doing is offensive.