Gay best friend, natch!

I’ve read your book, “Debt is a Four Letter Word” .

They are distracting us so we won't be able to focus on the Koch bros et all stealing our govt.

We really need one of these columns for teachers, really really really.

I hate my kids fighting I NEVER REGRET THEM. Jesus, what kind of a person says that and thinks a majority of people agree? I’m glad my husband wouldn’t listen when I said I wanted a third. Especially after sleepovers. Both of my kids are amazing. They are also annoying sometimes , BECAUSE THEY ARE PEOPLE, not dolls. I…

I still love him- bald or not. I do want her not to wear heels 12 hours post birth. I was still in shock- no way clothes and hair and heels were going on 12 hours after either of my babies.

Oh, my husband of 11 years told me on Christmas Eve that he just didn't have feelings for me anymore. It was awful and messy and painful, but the best thing I did ? Ripped up pictures of him and pissed on them. Then spat on them. Then I gave a bunch of his suits to the goodwill. Ahhh.

Ok ok ok- watch him run in Divergent. Do it. It will make you happy.

Yes! I had intense scar tissue formation around my bladder and uterus because of c-sections. Complication they don't mention! When they went in to remove a fibroid laparoscopically they had to stop and do a full open surgery and free my bladder from all the scars. Really painful.

And open faced sandwiches.

Cover your face in cold cream, put the space heater in your chilly bathroom, take a super hot bath while reading the new US magazine, and when you finish that in ten minutes, read a few pages of War and Peace out loud in an accent. ( cold cream good for wrinkles)

I really did not like Joan. I've never forgiven her for the way she treated Elizabeth Taylor . That said, I want George, Brad and Stacy from WNTW.

I think you've confused Minnesota with the Midwest. They are the only ones who say that. Also, Cracker Barrell isn't Midwestern food. It's fake southern comfort food. We don't eat greens n beans in the Midwest, EVER.

"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see" Lennon really pegged it.

I so wish I had the balls to do this at my wedding. My parents were fucking awful shits. My dad cursed me out because I asked my mom who to invite to the rehearsal and she said just the bridal party. So that's what I did. When the actual party came they framed the fact that great aunts and uncles weren't included as…

Just watched a documentary on medieval London and they punished butchers who sold wonky meat by putting them in the stocks and putting a great big pile of it under their faces and smashing it all over their head. Something like that sounds good. Maybe put the BF in the stocks and put a giant bowl of vomit right under…

They are mad because he went away on Christmas too. " GWB NEVER WENT AWAY ON CHRISTMAS" whatever people! I would be so totally eating shaved ice in Hawaii in December if I had an excuse, and has being $2.35/ gallon is a great one.

As a 9th grade teacher, I like to dance like this on Fridays- it is physically painful for high school students to watch me and I live to embarrass them !

penises? Penii?

The lyrics were so horrifying that I barely noticed how awful the hat tip to Hitler and Goebbels. Given the fact that I have been teaching about the Holocaust for 15 years, and I was honestly more upset by the fact that my HS students look up to her. The damage to feminism, safe sex, grammar, and culture in general…