Wow, Brian! This was a stellar write up. I honestly can’t believe that I’ve never even heard of this film, considering 1) how many movies I’ve seen in my life, 2) I have lived in Japan for over a decade now, and 3) it has such high-profile names attached to it.

Idk, I think they are fine. Still expensive ass shoes, but not terrible. It just seems like the shoe version of a palette swapped character in a fighting game, that is a homage to something else, rather than a full on re-skin.

Though, considering the price they could have easily done a lot more.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

When you buy four pounds on the mistaken assumption you are the type of person who makes nut cheese. It could happen to any of us.

I tell you whut.

...aaaaand Sega is getting my money. Again.

Japan’s Most Delicious Bread Is Melon Pan

Because while they themselves are not, their policies, their political philosophies, is the party itself. The party has not only embraced it but turned it into their one and only platform.

Why do you need to make a product no one will buy?

A REAL fan will drive bamboo shards under his nails before playing, just to make the experience extra intense.

If you’re not miserable playing this video game designed to be fun than you’re a casual! You have to be having the worst time possible in order to get the TRUE Dark Souls experience. /s

Those n00bs an their 60FPS, real hardcore gamers play original unpatched version.

I think the Steel Battalion did it for me, that was brilliant. 

Agreed. I see people doing this in the store and judge the hell out of them.

He knows that eating produce without paying for it carries a significant risk of getting his black ass arrested.

No. It’s theft.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Lol nah bra

Is it now? Is it literally the definition? 

Nah.