if THIS was my country leader. I would create a poster out of it and post it in the wall of my room while laughing my ass off till I die. Then again our president is already a walking dick so a drawing of him aint exact changing anything

That Metapod armor is nuuuuts. It’s crazy how each con seems to up the ante in terms of overall quality.

Yeah, hire who you know and trust to do the work properly. That’s fine.

Well, we’ll show them! Especially for that “monkey-faced dick pouches,” remark.

Lowes, In N Out, Red Lobster, Sam’s Club, Cracker Barrel, Kroger. I went to a Rite Aid for the first time in my life a month ago.

KEN JENNINGS DATING KAT DENNINGS. NEXT UP, WEDDINGS?

“spread message about peace, love, monkey-faced dick pouches”

I have never been in a Walmart. Came close on a Thanksgiving night during a hot sauce and vinegar crisis in Ohio, but I ended up staying in the car because there were people so many people camped out inside for black Friday.

As a construction PM (former), I absolutely agree. Especially when there are penalties in the contract for being late, missing deliveries/deadlines etc...

The best part is that he was playing against a minister in that show and afterwards the minister came up and thanked Ken for being faster on the buzzer. He was just about to ring in with the same response, and didn’t want to have to explain it to the old bitties at church when he got back.

Hobby Lobby? I’ve been to MOST of the big box stores. I’d never stepped foot into a Macy’s in 40 odd years until two years ago, and they didn’t have anything to fit my fat ass.

1. Good.

.....Y’alllllllll. I can’t take y’all anywhere (and I love it)

Never forget, a family of non white IMMIGRANTS. Fuck you Trump!

Nancy Kerrigan knows!

I La-Li-lu-le-lol’d

Pretty sure that Colonel Campbell could read anything and it would sound deeply ominous yet awesome at the same time.

I watched the Fresh off the Boat about this last week and learned of a new conspiracy about this involving her sister.

“Tennessee Democrat, which means he’s a Republican that has sex standing up.”