Saw 12 o’clock boys at the Roxie Theater in SF, while drinking tall cans and shooters. Shit was dope. Still got a stack of “I’m a grown ass man” stickers from the promo bag they sent me.

You know in war movies when a bomb goes off an theres that high pitched ringing and haze over the camera? That's what I think its like to be Eli every day.

His background somehow disqualifies him from being deserving of a grand reunion with his wife. Give me a fucking break.

...and?

Oh man I remember when that was funny too.

Arnott rebuilds or sell new suspension parts for this and the air matic cars at a huge discount compared to the dealer. If you can bolt on a new shock, and bleed your brakes you can change this cars suspension. I thought this was a car enthusiasts blog site, do you people do anything but put gas in your car? You…

There’s a commercial that ran up here in Canada where Mitsubishi brags about all their accomplishments, and in one they say: “This is how we got the nickname: “King of Cars.”” and the first time I heard that, I sat there stunned for about 2 minutes muttering a number of combinations of “No” and “Mitsubishi”.

Did you…

Grandpa! There you are! You had us worried sick!

CD changer … CD changer … CD changer … nope, you lost me. Is that a bit like a gramophone player for your horseless carriage?

I bet you are a ton of fun.

Phone in place of the key fob... that’s just idiotic! But it’s good for all the retarded morons that like to set the washing cycle on some of our washing machines through their iPhone or Android mobile... just imagine the shitheads idiots who load the washing machine and instead of just choosing and setting the…

I suspect a lot of French ladies circa 1788 saw Ben Franklin charging at them in exactly that manner.

I think this passage is quite relevant:

This is honestly one of the most absurd questions I’ve ever read. “Why is this new highly-desirable thing that there aren’t many of so expensive?” Dealer markup can be bullshit, but if these cars were just dumped new on eBay the end result would most likely be the same. Or the Buy-It-Now price would be high (see:…

The people crying the loudest about this are other dealers. If you have enough sense to check out the car properly then you won’t have any worse dealings than if you bought from the original owner or a dealer plus you can usually get a better deal from someone who didn’t pay retail for the car and has a big loss…