@Monsoon77: Discovering Charisma Carpenter's Playboy layout was like a dream made real and brought to Earth by angels of the non-vampire variety - they hard harps and everything...

@SirFahrenheit: Why would you be filling up the space in her respiratory system where air does not undergo significant gaseous exchange?

@Grosolan: SPACE FACT: Once you're off the clock, those sweaty clothes come off! In the 23rd century, humanity as a whole is a nudist colony.

Sometimes in space you'll encounter some pretty nasty stuff - various repurposed body fluids, the saliva of re-animated corpses, and most commonly the blood and tiiiiny bits of gore from traitorous bitches who have been taking advantage of your artifact-induced mania the whole time but ultimately get their…

@ThursdayNext: 2%!? Nooooo!

If you're hearing this...you are the resistance.

@Kobun: I demand an avatar-based fighting game!

@robinandtami: Incorrect. While Dexter usually does use pictures to force his victims to face those they killed, in the very first episode, Dexter captures a child-killing choir leader and forces him to look at the corpses of the children he killed that Dexter had dug up.

@FusionHype: That would be correct. Dexter is the greatest mediocre iPhone game based on the greatest program on TV that you will ever play. Today.

@Accordion: When you consider the rate of success with the EyeToy and SixAxis, maybe Miyamoto was trying to be polite.

@rudeskata: I'm an idiot! I forgot all about Eternal Darkness! Why that never got a sequel, I'll never understand...

@Dingler: Agreed. Even some of the third party stuff was classic. Capcom especially. Viewtiful Joe, RE4, the RE1 remake... Brilliant.

If we're talking about stuff like Super Mario Galaxy, Miyamoto has a point. Other than that, too many games in the Wii library boil down to either a series of minigames or mundane-everyday-activities-made-fun fare that range from "meh" to "why am I paying $50 for what can only be feces pressed into the shape of a…

Dexter is the greatest program on television today. My opinion is now reborn as FACT!

@Mad-Hobo: Wow. Posting error deja vu!

@MrBionic: Sadly, you won't be able to verbally abuse or emotionally attack the Giant Vampire Zombie Bee.

I remember the last time I went to Africa.

@BritBloke916: ....yeah, the magic of caloric intake.

This is why not every game needs multiplayer, if when people think they do. Everyone who cried for their Bioshock MP modes will now only play them for a couple hours, go "meh", and return to Halo 3 or CoD4 - what's the point?

@Nick Mangiaracina: If you have a perspective from a piece of art and decide to create your own version of what that perspective was, even if you call it by the same name, doesn't that still hold weight? Where is the problem? The game's take on the source material may be crude, may be crass, hell it might just be…