You didn’t even mention the insane hockey subs or the Boylen presser after the game. He pulled the starters in the 3rd when the 3rd quarter score was 5-3. Yes the first have was a dumpster fire but the starters were pulled in the 3rd after being outscored by 2 pts with over 9mins left in the third. He did the 5 for 5…

I’m in my 40s. I read the name of your piece I counted 16 and could name all of them except one random kid. My actual BARBERS though? That number is 5. My last two barbers have been lesbians and I may never have a dude cut my hair again. Women put fine details in that a lot of dude don’t notice.

You gave the game away. Which other developed nation has the same gun problem as the US? If you banned guns you think deaths wouldn't drop precipitously? Majority of gun deaths in this country are due to "gang violence" really? You have a good day.

Also just because it sucks more somewhere else doesnt mean it's not awful here.

38k deaths a year is a warzone. I'm fully aware of how rate statistics work. Sometimes you have to work with raw numbers. It doesnt help anyone to look at rates when you have a warzone's worth of dead bodies.

Mexico’s president is a failure because of the 122,889 deaths during his administration. I will not pretend to know anything about Mr. Nieto or his administration but I do know some basic math and statistics. Average number of deaths during that six year period is 20, 481. Mexico is considered to be in a state of if…

For everybody wondering what happened to Graham, we now have our answer. He sold his soul for Judiciary Chair. That means he'll be wined and dined by Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society for a long time. This explains it all.

Nah, you told on yourself Mr. Ryan. Anytime a man uses the word “females” in that way theyve told on themselves and don’t even know it. There isnt that much difference between white democrat men and white republican men. Maybe theres a sexist spectrum that's a horseshoe as well.

Oh and let's not forget who made that sweep possible with his suspension in game 5..... fucking nut-kicking Draymond! 

Idk man. Are people forgetting that team without Durant had the biggest choke in NBA finals history? Are we seriously memoryholing that? Draymond’s a bitch bc he lost a 3-1 lead to Cavs team that was held together with band-aids and bubblegum. If they didn’t need Durant why’d they spend an offseason asking him to…

If the Warriors are that great (and they are), if the Warriors were great before Durant (and they were), then why does it matter if Durant leaves? Someone should Draymond that just to see what he says. I think you keep Durant and see if you can replace Green. Green's skill set might be easier to replace than Durant.

Thats ok. The GOP will just make ActBlue an illegal organization just like they did with Acorn. 

Ok this made me cackle

Calling him a Trump critic is deceptive. He was a Trump supporter who became disillusioned become Trump wasnt harsh enough. Get it right!

You just wrote a post about how nasty people are for not washing their hands! Now you gonna write about your love affair for pickled wombat toenails?! Gurl you nasty!

It would help if we called this policy what it actually is: genocide. This policy is genocide. And for all that don’t believe me take a few hours and research the history of the term. This is genocide. The American government is participating genocide (again). Genocide on American soil (again). Can we call it out, in…

I won’t get into the subject of how Mr. Johnson identifies. I feel as though we’d quickly end up discussing what is “black enough” and that’s a minefield for another day. However I would hope that Mr. Johnson takes the time and educates himself about this role. Being biracial is complicated but I’d hope he’ll take the…

Theres plenty of jobs at the post office...

I’d wager this is the second biggest conspiracy. The biggest conspiracy is the conspiracy that tells people that Americans abolished slavery. The exception is in the text of the amendment but slavery was abolished.

Michael out here putting in work. I used to think this was rage and fury coming out in your recounting of history, it’s not though. You’re giving facts and it’s my rage to this history. Fuck this country.