Two words - hail damage.

“Weapons-grade stupid” is my new favorite phrase.

The same thing they’ll do if he wins. Fucking ruin Thanksgiving!

Man, I wish that movie had the balls the comic did. Aisha was much more interesting as a former child soldier from Afghanistan.

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

I’d give Holzhauer $5 to see him get punched in the face. It doesn’t have to be a strong punch. I don’t have any animosity towards him as a person. He just has the most punchable-looking face of all time.

Honestly, that’s a bulk of any Jeopardy game. About half the questions cut back to all three contestants jamming on their buzzer; it really is as much about timing as it is about knowledge.

I expect the Russians would have similar sorts of trouble in high heat. An average Siberian summer day is in the 60-70F range. Chicago routinely gets 90F+ midsummer days.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Don’t be obtuse. That is a poor metaphor and you know it. The dB scale is logarithmic. It is also subject to highly variable environmental conditions, hence using a SAE standard for testing sound. The police are completely ignoring the standard, skipping equipping officers with the tools to actually measure sound and…

It was 240hp in 1998, and that was much more than its midsized contemporaries of the era. I think the Japanese imports had V6s with outputs ranging between 190hp (Camry) and 220hp (Maxima). Ford had something like 200hp in the Taurus. Dodge had...busy mechanics.

They’re correcting their own error, dummy. 

Well actually, celebrity scientists can be assholes along with being annoying.

God damnit it. Chris Evans and Tom Hanks still safe? And John Oliver? At this point there the only dudes in the industry that I can rely on 

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

“I bet it’s spelled b-o-r-e-d” is the funnier punchline

Agreed. There has to be some sort of attainable form of restitution - it doesn’t have to be the same for everyone but as a society we can’t just say all crimes, all indiscretions are all irredeemable. Otherwise, whats the point for those who did wrong to contemplate their actions? I don’t think the world should…

That was a good apology. If you listen to it, he actually gets choked up a couple times. I’m not proposing we give him a medal. But Ganz forgave him. It is plausible this was an isolated (years-long) incident, as he’s vaguely alluded to this specific case before. And if we want healing and lasting change, we need…

Dad's a piston, and little kids sure are spark plugs, but shouldn't mom be a cylinder?

About died laughing when I noticed this on a car at work. I love crazy cat people.