A dude with a leather flight jacket, jodhpurs, a retro space-age looking helmet, and a rocket pack, holding a broomhandle Mauser while standing majestically in front of an American flag? Fuck YES. I tear up a little just thinking about it.

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

I’m not going to fight you. I’m going to help you fight people. In fact, I’ll raise you. The Rocketeer is one of the best MOVIES ever. Every single action in film informs character decisions and drives the plot forward. It’s beautiful aesthetically, and it’s god damned gorgeous narrative wise.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

But it does sound like they had fun, regardless of the validity of the strategy. :)

As the first born of a set of twins, I can confirm that my twin will always be known as my younger brother.

I think all this means is that he let his license lapse, and he’s since renewed it.

All the ones I love have been mentioned already (especially Racist Zombies and Les Mis), so I’ll go for non-racist aliens:

Gremlins 2 pitch meeting

Naw, put some 32s on it and go full donk.

You should also judge Clarkson of his time, which is now, and understand that that line is meant to read as a joke at his expense. Don’t give it too much subtext ;)

It’s a charmingly goofy story about a kid becoming a superhero who fights a wacky mad scientist and maybe has a tiger sidekick some day. Why not do it?

(I can’t be the only one)

And the man in the back said everyone attack 

That WWI cosplay is my favorite!

Just having a little bit of fun.

By that logic, mid is a variation of rear and thus does not deserve its own category either.

(it was a joke)

I don’t like traffic. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets nowhere.

It’s pretty dark humour 

I don’t see what you mean...

I figured cars would look like this if humans never developed sight.