Looking over my shoulder to make sure he hasn’t rolled up on me while texting a reply. And I am sitting in my office.

There are only men in truck commercials because the only women who buy trucks actually need one and don’t use them to compensate or feel strong. So obviously they are a massive minority among truck buyers...

So is climbing Everest, but Mario speedruns kill far fewer people.

Exactly like this comment, and this response.

This warms my heart.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

What?

As someone who can barely afford to get by because of my wife’s student loans (currently paying about $1200 a month, but banks are trying to push it up to almost $2k) in the Seattle metro area, I say fuck that noise. Its already a pain in the ass to commute (I take the bus to work, but my wife has to drive about 30…

Guess it’s time to start using the /s tag again. I think I’m 0 for 4 on people getting the joke.

No crank start on cars these days either smh.

The Brits definitely get a point for music in the 60's - the Beatles steamrolled this country, along with everyone who followed them.

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore

The song immediately started playing in my old head.

You think someones physical safety is more important than some scratches on an inanimate object?

It’s worth it for the weight reduction. Imagine how much lighter it would be than a steel dress, or aluminum pants.

Likely this started off with someone noticing the game freaks out when using the whistle when there’s 11 sprites on the screen (so this ghost area), they reported this oddity to the community who then inspected the assembly code for the whistle’s logic and see that it does not perform the sprite array bounds check…

It was a counter-punch to him saying she probably gets sodomized all the time, and then he didn’t have a good witty comeback and got butt-hurt. He could have stopped the back and forth, but he wanted to play the game and lost.

Seriously. After his response about her taking it up the ass, this is a perfect shady retort! Just like most men, he can dish it but can’t take it.