This figure is great, sure, but it would be so much better if it came with A NEW METROID GAME.

I sorta share your stance, but there’s still an issue of the age of the targets. Even if it was a dad doing it to his sons, all else being equal, it would still be a bit cruel. It’s a fun joke to play on someone that should kinda know that it’s BS. It’s a bit less fun when you play the joke on someone who has no basis…

Missed opportunity to talk about ABS?

I knew what that was going to be before the thumbnail even loaded. :P

Clearly a Ferrari 458 Italia that has been exposed to oxygen.

This is what happens when you defund planned parenthood... O.o

I have an H4, and it’s not a small sedan... Am I going to be deported? O.o

How bad is it that I looked at the thumbnail and thought “wow, Robert Pattinson was younger than I realized in the Twilight movies?”

You’re correct about the lack of sounds, but they may have just not mixed them in yet... or the movie may have found a way to be even less consistent than before.

No lie, this video made me giddy, and I can’t even explain why.

You could even go for a bass harmonica!

The way the pile of rubbles stays on his back makes me think he transforms into a pile of rubble... Unless the guys animating it were all on vacation.

So, this has nothing to do with the topics at hand, but I clicked over to doctornerdlove.com for the first time... were you people aware that the good doctor is a serious fucking hottie? 100% not what I was picturing. O.o

The first time I was fighting Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time, he threw his little energy balls at me and my instinct was to bat it back with the Master Sword. I whiffed, but at the time it felt like my timing was good, and I was just using the wrong item. I went through my inventory, trying to find a good way of batting…

A company that ended up using just about the same design...?

Saying that the Switch is basically an Android tablet feel like a weird stretch. The hardware may be similar as some devices, but the defining aspect of an Android device is the software.

You all are missing the obvious answer. Look at the hair, the ears... THE NAME!

The pebbles are coming from the other end.

EVEN IF one was prone to agreeing with his “host” conceit, this still would reek of pure bullshit based on how much effort these people have put into removing access to birth control!

So… how would one get this to an airfield?