is that the south africa and such as girl?

Funny story about me, is that I grew up in a suburb of Seattle, but somehow through my infatuation with fame and California I speak like a SoCal girl. I never noticed until my boyfriend pointed out that my speech patterns are NOTHING like the rest of my family.

lol. loves.

Interesting! Any non-food ideas?

Omg. I thought the whole "female man cave" thing was hilar and iron! What's the pig deal? It's wayyyy funnier than she-cave.

Omg. This is me. even when I know I have money in the bank I often think OMG IS THIS GOING TO BOUNCE OH NO WHAT ABOUT BOUNCED CHECK FEES NOOOOOOO!!! And then it's fine.

I think I'm your friend!!! True story.

I'm not scared of it, I'm just a.) lazy b.) can't taste the difference.

All T, no shade; I've never heard of most of those (is that bad?) but I HAVE heard of "Stars are Blind."

hhahaha omg me too!

Omg. Loves this. I think you're right btw.

I never thought of it this way, but TOTES makes sense. Thanks!

totes. didn't think of this! i'm sure normally it takes at least 5 tries!

I thought the sperm/donor process was way more expensive than 500-700 bucks. That's a small price to pay in the scheme of having a baby.

permission to share??

Thanks Callie! Very well put. Some of these comments here are INSANE. #teamcallie

Is Crystal Hefner Hugh's wife?

I don't get it.

I think her vibrators just got tired of listening to her.

Start by "dipping down" on her. Shower first for both y'all.