ANNA IT’S JUST ABOUT ETHICS IN FLATS JOURNALISM
No silly, clearly the part that is obscured reads “MER” because when you allow two men to marry, it leads to polygamy, then dogs marrying cats, then mermem marrying non-mer men (aka men). It’s conservative logic... because bible stuff, and loud noises, and chick-a-fils and such as.
I have two university degrees and I’m not yet living my best life because I don’t get to write these recaps. I think we can all agree Kate’s doing just a little bit better than a lot of us with letters behind our names.
People are discriminating against my right to be an asshole!
This argument is perhaps the most infuriating one they have in their arsenal.
“They discriminated against my discrimination!”
Gawd remember how gorgeous Jude Law was in the 90s... ugh how the mighty have fallen
What possible difference could it ever make in your life, my life, or the lives of literally anyone else?
Her plot to ruin Rebel’s reputation failed. This will make her more famous and well liked. Thanks former bitchy classmate!
I study insect evolution for a living, and I would like to say:
Try hot water or hitting it at an angle with a butterknife to open it.
I told my mom she needed to remarry last night because I couldn’t open a salsa jar and she was having a lot of trouble with it. Eventually she got it open, so I guess she doesn’t need to... but I bet huge man hands could have done it quicker.
I would like to second the request for a science writer. I love Mark, but I’d also love to read more in depth articles about this stuff (on Jezebel, I’m aware I can go elsewhere for that if I need to).
Seems like a lot of effort and beetle-fucking to satisfy a hypothesis whose conclusion is basically taught in every Bio 101 course.
As a psychologist, I fully appreciate your skepticism of evo-psych (although I do think it’s legitimate a small percentage of the time). This research seems more like evolutionary bio than psych though, since the focus is entirely on the genetic benefits of sexual selection rather than how said selection explains much…
Agreed. Applying animal instinct to human behavior leads to bullshit like all men naturally should cheat because competition, rape is normal because breeding imperative, and ladies should be pretty to get male attention because natural selection. Free will, motherfuckers. We evolved for a reason. Well, several, really.
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Real reason: because sometimes some ladies get lonely and want to snuggle against someone with strong arms and tickly chest hair.