OK. I had to read that three zillion times before I saw it.

Cum rags, ranked: 5. Plain white Hanes T-shirt. 4. Sock, white. 3. Toilet paper. 2. The shower, for God’s sake! 1. Just let it dry right there on your stomach.

I don’t think adults do understand anymore. Our emotion and our control parts of our brian are in wack. Our risk reward process are complete. We have a weath of social experiance cusioning us - along with amny regrets and mistakes. Adults rarely remember what it’s like, or even understand wha tit’s like, to have less…

I would be the worst 2015 teen.I would be THAT teen.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, holy dark!

I can only speak from what I’ve noticed by having so many college freshman pass through my classes, but yes. Every college freshman loses their confidence by sophomore year, then starts rebuilding themselves in their own way and works it out. It’s a really cool/fascinating time to be in someone’s life. I teach a…

My niece is 16 and has a really good head on her shoulders. When she talks to me about ~feelings~ I remind her that the people she’s obsessing over won’t exist to her in 2 years, and that even though everything feels really intense and deep it’s not and it will pass.

Yeah, I think we are all a little grateful for our teenage anonymity.

My students are universally 18-22ish, and it’s amazing how quickly they turn from thinking they know everything to scared and helpless and desperate for mentorship.

You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.

Yeah. If anyone is interested in donating to the legal fund for Ramsey Orta, the guy who is in Rikers after filming Eric Garner’s murder, they’re still a while short of their goal.

Ah! So refreshing to encounter the perspective of an actual adult. I agree.

Catfish is a horrible show based entirely on humiliation of people of a certain class from the sticks. And I am sure most of it is faked anyway. Schulman is smirky and smug and gives me the heebies.

I'm getting a seizure just looking at it. It looks like a blanket grandparents would have in their closet or attic.

Am I missing the part of this story that mentions whether or not either of these individuals is alive and whether, if so, Margaret has any idea that her body, in various stages of undress, is on display in a museum? We are talking 1970, here, not 1870. She would be about 70 today. Please tell me I just missed it.

I don’t know if the “roughly” translated German is terribly sad or outrageously funny. “Madame, you are a lesser character”, “Whatever you do, you are not allowed to jump on me any more”. I need T-shirts with these quotes on them.

This is a face that says “Goddammit. Are you writing again?”