Thank you for sharing. I get gossip from the celeb world and always try to pass it on, and the positive ones are SO GREAT. (and unfortunately, at least what I hear, kind of rare!)

How have I never seent his before? I have officially accepted the divinity of Victoria Beckham as well now.

literally even if he is somehow innocent how is this an appropriate joke?! Like this just proves that he is a crazy person no matter what!

drowning toddlers in our panties

She cutely said 'Oops,' and just kinda made a tiny splash in it with her finger.

From now on the McConaughey Oscar acceptance speech (McCOAS) should be the measurement for douchiness. So, like, pointing out someone's grammatical errors is worth 5% of an McCOAS. If you earn a full McCOAS it means you are the douchiest douche who ever douched. Bill Maher is worth 2.75 McCOASes.

Or had any overlap between masturbation and bedwetting.

Do you have a blog? I would read the shit out of your blog.

How was being an editor in porn? I want to know all the things

The first girl I ever slept with that squirted didn't warn me.

No, I'm saying some people probably pee, and some people probably cum, and some people probably do both at different times. It would be cool if we tried to understand all these possibilities instead of framing it as a Piss v. Cum Debate.

This is my question!!

I mean, how hard could it be to collect samples and run a chemical analysis?

Who cares if it's pee or not, squirting orgasms are basically the Rolls Royce of orgasms. That said, it's never looked or smelled like pee so I don't know that I agree with this study but even if it were the stinkiest, yellowest pee squirting out, it feels too good for me to care!

Yes, I get it. However, it's a little too on the nose to be actually funny.

You're really not getting that these answers are mostly tongue-in-cheek? Victoria Beckham is awesome. She's not some dumb bitch.

This is the kind of science the world needs. Dedication to the search for truth, no more what it takes.

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

Work out and sleep at the same time is my new dream super power.

I fucking hated the Spice Girls, but I absolutely love her. I don't know why that is.