I usually prefer old-school methods, but I do love all the emoji kitties and sushi!

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

please share so i will not also suffer this shame.

She's one of the most successful mobile gaming entrepreneurs ever.

She's one of the most successful mobile gaming entrepreneurs ever.

Damn, I was just thinking how great she looked and I FORGOT she's had a fucking kid too. Body's slammin.

. . . you can't see her vagina.

Nobody cares about your lady boner.

If I looked like that after giving birth, you can bet I would be posing naked nonstop. Get it, girl.

You can see her actual (or more realistic) waistline here and she looks f-ing bomb. Body goals. Bless the big-hipped girls and thank you KK for making it hot!

I've said it before, I'll say it again: you don't become this rich, this famous, and control a media empire if you're an idiot. Kardashian knows what she's doing, and people don't give her enough credit, or think she just lucked out. Nope. You don't get that rich, you don't become a media mogul, by being lucky. You…

The oil is NATURAL, dudes! Speaking from my own experience as an Italian-American woman, I want you to know that's just how we look naked: oily, sleek, and shiny! Maybe Kim is just LIKE THAT! STOP OIL SHAMING KIM!

I think it's because she seems quite happy and fearless.

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The article first points out that Nicki, a busy woman, fell asleep four times during the interview, though it was apparently never "actual REM sleep."

No but seriously. WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO BRING UP ROSEBUD AGAIN IN ADDITION TO THESE HORRORS?

when I eulogize you

what about a chemistry set? Fart into your partners mouth, then kiss it back into yours.

Is it weird that the bit with the clam chowder was the most horrific to me? I guess I just know that I smoke too much to ever successfully dig up a corpse, also clams are icky.