omg, this is terrifying.

good to know, you may have saved my future if i ever have a crazy bf.

I agree, these cups are dumb. I would rather just have yoko quotes on them.

I mean, maybe it’s a marketing tactic? pretty fucked up- but maybe they’re in on this together. I’m a conspiracist (sp?) though.

“Have a drink and pay someone else to do it!” is my lifetime goal.

ewwwwww, a dog!?!

i’m also thinking it’s not a very big dept store. seems low to me too.

Right? My boyfriend “doesn’t believe in tv” but loves to watch movies. And I’m like “what am I missing here?”

right? and who needs to work out for 3 HOURS!!?!?! I never work out and i’m fine.

omg, i literally burst out laughing when i read this in my cubicle while my silent coworkers wonder what i’m doing. so true.

wow, sounds like you need a lower dose of your adderall.

omg, who created this??~?

you don’t even have to wait for “pulling the plug” as far as i know.

i just had to do the same thing, and would bang too.

i didn’t know they sued seattle! i live here! that shiz cray.

help me think of the next thing. ashleychuck.com?

i think 40 for a mani pedi

adam levine finally knows what it feels like to get a facial. hot bro.

Exactly, Andy is annoying and Anderson is a god. I bet Andy had sex with the cast of glee cause he seems like predatory type.

i think we have the same mom.