are you a scientologist?

nailed it.

trying not to accidentally offend people, obvs.

I wonder the same thing. Even with the vaseline only i still feel like it makes it worse.

teach me how to do this!

OMG, WHAT!? Thank you for the conversion, but HOLY SHIT! I didn’t realize. fuck.

THat’s what I’m saying. Wouldn’t an autopsy reveal how the tear was produced? EW all around. So digusting.

are you fucking kidding me?! omg barf.

weep/rage vomit perfectly explains my feels. UGHHHH.

All you jizzies convinced me to go try some jessica stuff! Should be fun! k thanks k bye.

checking it out fa sho.

nordstrom

MK+A or it didn’t happen.

that’s what i was thinking.

LOL. Agree. Back in the day in jazz choir practice our joke was “GET ON THE MIC!!” and give the blowjob motion.

inborn error fa sho

and lemme guess, they wouldn't get paid.

best comment ever.

i want a sandwich of those two.

also think of the carbon footprint you add with every child.