oh. my. god. coopah? coopah! agghhhhhhhhhhhhh

brilliant

As Anna Nicole once said, "I don't understand all this legal mumbo jumbo."

LOL

Shit, should I be concerned for grad school? I went to counseling ONE TIME during undergrad, but revealed A LOT :/

eggcellent theory!

I'm trying to go this route too, it's just hard for me to be REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING, which is who seems to be successful around my office anyway.

i'm the white beyonce.

i've always wanted to start a cult but i'm too lazy. i need to hire an actor (to be the leader) who can sit with me and laugh in the backroom and count $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

omg i'm crying/laughing at work. genius.

BUT WHO IS BARBIE? Anna Faris? Reese? BARBIE DOESN'T AGE....Tyra?

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW ABOUT TONER?! IT IS A GAME/LIFE CHANGER!!!

Yeah, I'm gay too. I never thought about it but for straight men they never get a chance to see their boners next to other boners (mostly) so it would make sense that they'd be more insecure.

yeah that's how i feel except about my rectum cause i'm a gay dude. i'm like YOU KNOW IT CURVES RIGHT?

that's exactly what i was thinking. patient passed test of wanting an abortion FOR REAL. approved.

because they are from the asian countries and such as.

whatever, you clicked.

what's a "real" model?

did he ever go to rehab? i always thought he would've gone after Jason from The Hills.

I'd prefer what they currently do. ENTER TAINT MENT !