He's a weird demon.

It's for all the "fallen catholics" like myself who would totes get this if it weren't $790.

I try to tell everyone about this but no one believes me. SEE ALSO: PRIMER.

only tinted moisturizer and mascara. definitely oscar time.

Sounds fun for a day, then I'd tap out.

I would think it's way healthier than drinking home alone with your cat...

Totes. This happens to me too as a gay man, obvi not nearly as much as women. It makes me really anxious! However, if I have the guts I get the favor and then run and hide.

Ow wow! Me gusta la boca!

#1 is pregnancy. fur sure.

Feel you so hard on the disappearing friends. This happens to me ALL THE TIME. Like you said, things will be great, and I'm like "wow, these are REAL friends" and then they vanish, and I'm like "I guess I thought way more of this friendship than they did." But THEN they will reappear, and everything will be peach! I…

i would totally sit on anyone's face for 600/hour. Is there tv?

sounds hawt.

GET THAT D!

Well, and your job probably isn't embarrassing.

Sounds exactly like an ant eater. Ew!

What a freak bastard. Fuck him.

Seriously!

My virginity story is pretty interesting. My girlfriend and I tricked this Australian guy we met at the apartment hot tub into bed under the guise of a threeway (we were all coked out btw) then she bounced so I could have my first gay experience with this "straight" dude. He was like "you want me to put it in your…

Ew! Dorito hand on boob!

social justice makes me so horny.