I know right? Does he know what words mean?

I want to be the next male sex symbol (like prince.) So keep your eyes peeled.

LITERALLY NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.

LOVES HER, WISH I LOVED HER MUSIC BUT IT'S SO ANNOYING

TOTES

It has the same as whole milk so...

Please keep us updated on this story. I want to hear when that piece of shit "Brian" goes to jail. UGHHHH SO MAD.

and 1200 calories, pft, that's lunch bitch.

Sounds juicy but I got so confused trying to follow.

Right!? Kim K is a hustler, and I fucking love her OKAY. Ray J is such a sleaze ball...totes over him.

Samezies. I work up my courage... I WILL KEEP TOUCHING YOUR LEG TIL YOU MOVE, and then it's usually me who caves first.

Hope keeps me going.

I'M SO OPEN.

But Kim is cool, and Lena is annoying.

OMG. Explaining this to my boyfriend is like pulling teeth. I'm like WHY DON"T YOU GET THIS, STUPID!!!

yeah i'm witchu.

I'll take a Kardashian face with a diet coke on the side please.

That's how my company is and unfortunately I'm a single gay guy.

I can't decide if I love Britney Day or Vasectomy Day more...

IN washington, he would've only had to be 16. WHICH IS HELLA CREEPY TOO.