You know it! Did everyone forget the cultural, and historical themes. The Somali war paint? The “dirty south ghetto”? Did they not realize she just wrote a country song? Yes, he cheated but damn, did anyone get that this woman was celebrating her heritage as well. Not only that, but she incorporated young black women…

Because everything has to be for you? Wow. What’s it like to walk around the world feeling so entitled?

It wasn’t for you. She wasn’t talking to you. It wasn’t about you. Also, no one cares.

Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

Listen!! Ain’t satan messy tho?

Something that has bothered me for a bit, and speaks to this point here-

Just wait until November.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

FUCK EVERYTHING

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.

she was intellectually pretty much my equal.

Kinja got my back. It’s called A Killer Among Friends. Thoughtful title. And bonus, it stars Tiffani-Amber Theissen. And Patty Duke, the Grande Dame of Lifetime. Can you let us know if you watch it?

Does anyone remember a true life Lifetime movie where a group of girls kill one of their friends out of jealously (and horribly) and then console her mom. One of them even moves in.

Amen. Time to pour one out.

Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.

First of all, white people, come get ya girl. Rap didn’t ask for this bullshit.

Well apparently we all peak in early 20s? The 18-year-old-as-sexually-desirable freaks me out now that I’ve spent a few years with a fully developed frontal lobe. But let’s revisit this discussion after 12pm, we’ll take a long lunch and have drinks. I’m not sure I want to analyze this sober.

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

Should have used the P/E song “Burn Hollywood Burn” instead.