Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.

If I am ever feeling down, I just remind myself that I am not and never will be Tucker Carlson and I immediately feel better.

“Too good to check” strikes again.

I get why Lucas might be annoyed at how the new movie is being received. Star Wars is his legacy for better or worse. And it may be he has sellers remorse after seeing how much more loved the new movie is over the prequels. As an artist and filmmaker, even with all the money he got, that has to sting a bit. So I can…

How can people not find the panda??? It’s so easy!!!

It’s like the 90’s dressed him today.

Martin Sheen was in the hospital? Oh dear.

Sort of on topic, I saw this today for the first time and it might be the worst nail trend I’ve ever seen.

Gwen, 2009 Oklahoma/1999 rest of America called, it wants its fake nails back.

OMG LIKE I COULDNT LOVE JK ANY MORE AND SHE DOES THAT. I haven't had a reaction like that to a tweet...ever.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

These fools care SO much if a non-white person plays a white character but don’t have SHIT to say if the opposite happens.

What.

You must be white.

And when did all this happen?!

Well, we all know that the Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders.

I changed my mind. Fuck Earth.

This is going to work as well at fixing climate change as Band Aid did for starvation in Africa