If I am ever feeling down, I just remind myself that I am not and never will be Tucker Carlson and I immediately feel better.

How can people not find the panda??? It’s so easy!!!

It’s like the 90’s dressed him today.

Martin Sheen was in the hospital? Oh dear.

Sort of on topic, I saw this today for the first time and it might be the worst nail trend I’ve ever seen.

Gwen, 2009 Oklahoma/1999 rest of America called, it wants its fake nails back.

OMG LIKE I COULDNT LOVE JK ANY MORE AND SHE DOES THAT. I haven't had a reaction like that to a tweet...ever.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

These fools care SO much if a non-white person plays a white character but don’t have SHIT to say if the opposite happens.

Absolutely. I feel terribly for her and the fact that she has to put on a good face. I wish she could have used this opportunity to say what (I think) most of us think, which is “Fuck you, Steve Harvey.”

True story: hearing that phrase always makes me want to sob on this inside. I hate it. It’s such a fake attempt at minimizing anything bad that happens. Like just accept that sometimes sucky things happen and move on.

What.

You must be white.

I’m surprised no one tried to tack on an amendment banning funding for Planned Parenthood, or banning all Muslims, or something stupid like that.

And when did all this happen?!

Well, we all know that the Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders.

I changed my mind. Fuck Earth.

This is going to work as well at fixing climate change as Band Aid did for starvation in Africa