How the hell did they get all that shit over there?!

“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque…

Maybe they just didn't sign a release. Or don't get paid and were like, "no thank you, blur my face"

If you don’t know where steaks come from by now...

um, ok, is he going for the “this is how Michael Jackson would look today if he were still alive” look?

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

I CRIED, next to Lupita’s speech at the Oscars I feel so validated and represented. I’m glad I get to grow up with all these woc as role models. Viola is the reason I keep growing out my natural hair.

I feel comfortable saying this as a black man from Arkansas. This was meant to be funny and it really is. Racial jokes can be funny without being offensive and this toes that line perfectly. I lol'd like 5 times. You really do have thin skin

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.

College Republicans. These people will listen to anyone who validates their worldview.

idk if its really about wanting to hear them speak, more like its important to not live in an ideological vacuum

Why the fuck would anyone want Ben Carson (or any of these Republicans) to come to their school and tell them how terrible they are for wanting to have sex?

Something tells me most of the people in Beverly Hills don’t have “hillbilly buddies”

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

Any place that has their own way of using language, their own unique vocabulary, especially replacing strongly negative words with softer sounding euphemisms, is generally a place to stay away from.