Joe Sakic is another example, in his final season playing hockey for the Colorado Avalanche he was running a snowblower (because Denver), and stuck his hand in to clear some jammed ice.

He wanted to kick his fiancee out of the way so he could wash cars with the NHL player, right?

Please tell us who the goalie was. Please. Was it Belfour? I’m going with Belfour. More recent? Ummm...Bishop?

I once lived in an apartment building that was smack dab next to an NHL goaltender’s condo. Definitely came home one day to see him helping my very attractive neighbor/friend wash her car.

In 1988 at the end of the season, Met pitcher Bob Ojeda severed the middle finger of his pitching hand while trimming his hedges!

I’ll soon be marrying a former high school and D3 college rower. She insists there’s strategy and depth to the sport, even though all she can ever describe is technique. She doesn’t understand sports.

If not mowing lawns, then harvesting sod in Thunder fucking Bay.

I grew up down the street from Larry’s house in Boston. He was always out raking leaves, mowing, taking out the trash, etc. No way that happens with current athletes.

You have seen a foot... right?

I don’t know if they count, but I’d bet money that more hockey players are mowing lawns than any other pro athlete (of the four major sports anyway). Particularly if you want to get into snow shoveling.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Dude, Larry Bird fucked up his back shoveling crushed rock for his mothers’ driveway, and fans were encouraged to come by his house and watch him mow his lawn. He did shit right.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

The Bills are the Kenny Chesney of NFL franchises.

Counterpoint:

At this point, the only reason I love Buffalo is the ease of having a Wegmans within 5 miles of anywhere.

Bob Seger. Always has been. Always will be.

God damn it, Rex. At least tell me that Wolfman isn’t a Trump supporter? No one with hair that magnificent could be evil. If anything it should make him the natural enemy of whatever the hell that dead thing on top of Trump’s head is.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.