Waterproof falafels will be the new Slap Chop.

took me an embarrassingly long time

Subtle. Love it!

If I see one more dumbass on social media talking about how all of this is a false flag, my brain is gonna explode.

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

I know lots of women my age (mid to late twenties) who think of me (27) as lesser because I’m neither married nor have a child. I’m on the fence about marriage (if I meet the right guy, maybe, I don’t really care tbh) but I don’t want children and I’ve been saying so for years. I’m sick of having to explain myself to…

I actually think I’d like to have a child...but I’m in no financial condition to have one right now. (Nor do I have another person to help me out, which I think I’d prefer.) My mother has put relatively little pressure on my older sister and me to have children, but there are so many comments and jokes coming from…

Interesting question. 2050s? When us olders who still think of “turn of the century” as 1900 die off?

i read that as

The best is when co-workers corner me and worryingly ask me when I’m having kids. I have to slowly remind them with much restraint that...that would only be possible if IF I HAD A PARTNER, which they already know.

If you don’t want to have kids, don’t. Don’t be pressured by family, friends, cousins, grandmas, cousins, grandpas, aunts...no one. I hate when women think they are somehow “less” for not having a kid. You’re not. You are you.

Oh the things you can do when you are a DINK couple. We could afford to do things (movies, concerts, comedy shows), go away at a whim, stay out until 3 am, sleep in until noon, drive relatively nice and clean cars, eat out a couple time a week. Then along came the kid...We love him to death but the carefree days are…

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

this is me, always:

AL Democratic party is a joke. I’ve got my hopes pinned on non-crazy but technically Republican (just because he says he is) Huntsville Mayor Tommy Battle. (I don’t get a vote because I no longer live there but damn it I just want to see my home state do something right for a change.)

Sometimes you read an interview and think, “May I someday have the eloquence to explain my position with the degree of truth and grace that this person does.” This interview with Dr. Willie Parker is certainly an example of this moment, and I’m filing away all of his arguments to use on the next impressionable…

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

And the thing is, they’ve been an effective opposition party in the past! Nancy Worley is an unmitigated disaster. Here’s hoping someone like Walt Maddox runs next year. If John Bel Edwards can win in Louisiana, Maddox can win in Alabama. Hell, it’s only been 14 years since our last Democratic governor.