I think this is actually a good example of good blog post writing. I article made what would have been a very uninteresting thing interesting. Sure, it had to explained on it a little, but that’s okay because it entertained and validated me (I too have hated their cutesy, look at how fun and normal and adorable our…

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

Yes! It’s laugh-out-loud funny and also poignant. The essays are wonderful. I still giggle about her experiences in Samarkand and the Tolstoy estate.

The soundtrack to “Home Alone” is on constant rotation in my house and car at Christmas. Thanks a lot, Bobby.

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

Kevin later moved to NYC, became a club kid and a drug addict. This brought back his violent tendencies and he murdered his dealer/roommate and went to jail.

Fucking Magneto, how does he work?

You are correct. I have rightfully put virgin into quotation marks. Honestly, the whole idea of super-powered sex is pretty horrifying when you get down to it; Larry Niven’s classic “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” does a great job breaking down the absurdity of it.

The horrifying corollary to this discussion is that any female mutant with healing factor is always a “virgin,” all the time, and heals her hymen with every thrust.

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My concern is that the mother in question seems to be fixated on the idea that her child should be sleeping all the way through the night at 9 months. Some babies do, some babies don’t. Some children are hungry at night. Some need a clean, dry diaper. Some need more stimulation during the day. Some need to sleep…

Word.

Have you seen the movie “About A Boy”? My favorite line is:

Wanting to be a parent is totally irrational. I knew we were ready when I could read stuff like this and still feel like it was a good idea. I’m a much happier person as a mother than I was before but I recognize that that doesn’t actually make any sense.

NOPE. So glad I listened to my inner me, which told me I was not a parental person. Smartest decision I ever made.

And you can use those things as ways to embarrass them when they get older and bring a date home!

Agreed. It sounds like every generic company transition memo I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading.

It’s my parenting mantra. Kid’s being an asshole 3 year old? This too shall pass. Kid shits his/her pants and laughs about it? This too shall pass. Kid makes hobby of running into traffic/large crowds/insert dangerous thing here? This too shall pass.

Not really clear on what they expected him to say? I mean, he says, “Hey, folks still working at US Weekly, this is going to be really good for you and the people who have acquired you are good people to work for,” and he says, “Hey, folks who are still working with us, don’t worry, this is part of a bigger plan…